LEXINGTON, N.C. – Do you have change for a million-dollar bill?
Police say a North Carolina man insisted his million-dollar note was real when he was buying $476 worth of items at a Walmart.
Investigators told the Winston-Salem Journal that 53-year-old Michael Fuller tried to buy a vacuum cleaner, a microwave oven and other items. Store employees called police after his insistence that the bill was legit, and Fuller was arrested.
The largest bill in circulation is $100. The government stopped making bills of up to $10,000 in 1969.
Fuller was charged with attempting to obtain property by false pretense and uttering a forged instrument. He is in jail on a $17,500 bond, and it isn't clear if he has an attorney. He is scheduled to be in court Tuesday.
SANTAQUIN, Utah (AP) — A Utah man who won a $380,000 Lamborghini in a convenience store chain's contest says he crashed the sports car six hours after he got it.
KSL-TV reports the lime green Murcielago Roadster will head to a Las Vegas body shop Wednesday for repairs, days after David Dopp won it from Maverik stores' "Joe Schmo to Lambo" contest.
Dopp says he was taking friends and family on joy rides Saturday when the vehicle hit ice or gravel and started spinning. The car hit some fence posts and came to rest in a field.
The Lamborghini has front-end damage, a punctured wheel and scratches along the passenger side.
Dopp wasn't injured in the crash and says the vehicle is insured.
He also says he'll be more careful next time.
What a dumbass. Saw elsewhere his prize also included a $15,000 pro driving course which clearly this genius felt was unnecessary before taking it out for a spin. LOL!
Leigh Brown was arrested last Thursday night after she allegedly sent a police officer a text message asking if he wanted to buy pills of the anxiety drug Xanax. After receiving Brown's message, the McDowell County officer set up a meeting at a nearby truck stop. Brown attempted to delete all the text messages from her phone, but the officer called the number that sent the messages and Brown's phone rang. Authorities found 25 pills in Brown's possession. The "McDowell News" says Brown is now charged with one felony count of possession with intent to sell and deliver a Schedule Four controlled substance.
This shit has no end!!! Listen to this "Edumacated" dumb fuck explain why a job is "OWED" to him because he has a college degree via "Social Contract"!!
Listen to this dumb ass broad try to explain a Constitution she has never read! This is our future? This is the result of our public education? Hey Wendy, it’s because of dumb asses like you why I gave up my business & went “Galt” 3 years ago! Sweetheart, you get the government you deserve!! Enjoy your F’n road to serfdom!!!
What a dumbass. Saw elsewhere his prize also included a $15,000 pro driving course which clearly this genius felt was unnecessary before taking it out for a spin. LOL! 
